First off, let me just say, R.I.P. Dale
You are much beloved and missed.
Anyways,
I'm a self proclaimed spinner-out of all things Gordon

, including his boastful fans. I equate being an open fan of Gordon with <insert something here hahaha>
Anyhow,
I am fairly active in my community, Including the
Charter for Spinning Out Gordon; I had to rally my town council for financial support, but now it's bustling. The only human I abhor more than Gordon is that lowly skink Sterling Marlin, for spinnin out Ernie. That is why I am currently lobbying for members to join the
HATE Sterling Marlin Collective. If interested, contact me via a reply to this thread.
God bless the king in red and black, the Intimidator,
#3 on the track but #1 in our hearts! You live on, Earnhardt, in every grocery run I make in my elaborately decorated replica of your Goodwrench Monte Carlo.
