Ladysmith Wisconsin Jessica Stoneberg has just signed a 5 year contract with HMS to replace Dale Earnhardt Jr. in 2009 when she turns 16.
Both Rick and Dale Jr. refused to comment but Jessica said that she plans on kicking Kyle Bush's a** any chance she gets.
No one knows for sure what Dale Jr. is going to do now that he's out of a ride at season's end but some rumors suggest that he will bring his Nationwide series team , JR Mototsports to Sprint Cup and will drive one of his own cars.
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ROANOKE, Ind. (AP) -- A man's forgotten bifocals led to a $3 million lottery jackpot. Bobby Guffey usually plays the same combination of numbers representing the birthdays of his five children. But he left his glasses at home when he bought the winning ticket Aug. 6, accidentally entering the last number as 48 instead of 46.
The Hoosier Lotto ticket ended up being worth $3 million.
"My wife says it pays to be blind," Guffey said Thursday after he accepted his winnings at the Indiana State Fair in Indianapolis.
Guffey, who's from the northeastern Indiana town of Roanoke, said he didn't realize he'd used the wrong number combination until he had left the Huntington service station where he bought it.
He went back inside to buy a ticket with his usual numbers and that ticket won him $1,000 to go along with the jackpot.
Guffey said he has been playing the Hoosier Lotto since it started in 1989. He said he's won about $5,000 on various tickets over the years.
His wife, Janell, said they are going to pay off their house, take a cruise to Hawaii next year and set up a trust fund for their five children and 10 grandchildren.
"Christmas will be a lot nicer," she said.
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Ladysmith Wisconsin Jessica Stoneberg has just signed a 5 year contract with HMS to replace Dale Earnhardt Jr. in 2009 when she turns 16.
Both Rick and Dale Jr. refused to comment but Jessica said that she plans on kicking Kyle Bush's a** any chance she gets.
No one knows for sure what Dale Jr. is going to do now that he's out of a ride at season's end but some rumors suggest that he will bring his Nationwide series team , JR Mototsports to Sprint Cup and will drive one of his own cars.
I just had to join in lol
lol just thinking shouldn't this be in the thread about nothing rather then making up fake weird news stories?
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ELKIN, N.C. - David Hayes' granddaughter just ask him to hold her Barbie rod and reel while she went to the bathroom. He did. And seconds later he landed the state record channel catfish at 21 pounds, 1 ounce.
Alyssa's father had bought the pink Barbie fishing rod for Christmas and she had caught a few bluegill before her grandfather hauled in the catfish.
The Winston-Salem Journal reported the catch Aug. 5 in eastern Wilkes County has been certified as a record by the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission.
Hayes and his granddaughter have been fishing in the pond behind his house since she was big enough to hold a pole.
Hayes said his granddaughter worried he would break her rod. He landed the 21-pound fish on a 6-pound test line. It was 32 inches long, 2 inches longer than the rod.
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Information from: Winston-Salem Journal, http://www.journalnow.com
Ok not from my area...but... take it as funny or maybe as a public service announcement... where's yer sign?
Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report
Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET
KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.
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The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.
Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.
It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.
"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.
On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.
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GILBERT, Ariz. - A cat survived a 2 1/2-hour trip on a spare tire under her owner's truck. Gil Smith recently drove from his Gilbert home 70 miles away for a business meeting in Kearny. When he got out of the truck, he heard a cat in distress and realized it was his.
Smith said the cat, Bella, was hysterical, shaky and tired, but was smart enough to know not to jump off the tire as the truck was moving.
Smith and his wife have adopted three indoor cats, three goats and three chickens. But Smith said Bella, an outdoor cat the couple adopted years ago, has a special place in his wife's heart.
Smith said he canceled his meeting with a state Department of Economic Security official who had driven 50 miles to get to Kearny so he could get Bella home.
It was either that, or, he jokes, get a divorce.
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Dallas police search for man who robbed 7-Eleven in a wheelchair
05:24 PM CDT on Friday, September 5, 2008
By DAN X. McGRAW / The Dallas Morning News
Dallas police today are searching for a man who robbed a 7-Eleven convenience store in his wheelchair, stealing 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before rolling himself out the door, authorities said.
The man wheeled into the store in the 8400 block of Park Lane in northeast Dallas around 2 a.m. Wednesday clutching a baseball bat and a knife, said Senior Cpl. Kevin Janse, a Dallas police spokesman.
The man, who appeared to be in his 30s, went straight to the cash register and began beating it with the bat until it opened, Cpl. Janse said.
But he didn’t steal any money.
Instead, he wheeled himself past other customers around the store, grabbing boxes of condoms and an energy drink before leaving, Cpl. Janse said.
By the time police arrived, the man was nowhere to be found. He is described as a black male, 5-10, weighing about 170 pounds.
Police do not have any suspects, but they believe he may be homeless.
Cpl. Janse said he couldn’t recall another robbery involving a person in a wheelchair. He believes the culprit was probably intoxicated at the time.
“This certainly isn’t something we see everyday,” Cpl. Janse said.
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