If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock one year ago, you
would have $49 left;

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000;

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left;

BUT, if you purchased $1,000 worth of BEER one year ago, drunk all of
the beer, then turned in the cans of aluminum for a REFUND, you would
have $214 in CASH.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

LMAO good one!

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but I prefer bottles... dang I am screwwed no matter what! lol

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The JACK CREW!!!

What's the difference between Investment Bankers and New York Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's