NASCAR RULES CHANGE NOTIFICATION
#2007-29-0002-A
In an effort to enhance the art of motorsport racing and give someone
else a chance at the NEXTEL CUP CHAMPIONSHIP, the governing body of
NASCAR is enacting rule change #2007-29-0002-A, also known as:
"CHEVY PARTY RULE", which states:

1 Regardless of qualifying speeds or owner points, all Chevys must start 10 laps down.

2 CHEVY drivers must be blindfolded, with one (1) arm tied behind back.

3 CHEVYS must use 87 octane fuel and have four (4) flat tires,
preferably Hoosiers.

4 CHEVYS shall operate in one gear-REVERSE.

5 CHEVYS shall carry two (2) passengers, preferably Sumo Wrestlers.

6 During pit stops CHEVY crews are only allowed one man over the wall.

7 Toyotas shall be allowed to bump any car off the track as they
deems necessary to get to the front.

8 Toyota, Dodge and Ford shall be allowed to change cars when they blow engines or suffers any other damage, and other racers MUST STOP and WAIT so one of the above listed may reenter the race in first place.

9 DW will only pay attention and mention cars that dont have a bowtie decal

10 Toyota shall be allowed to run and qualifywithout a restrictor plate at daytona and talladega in hopes of leading a lap.

THESE RULES SHALL TAKE EFFECT IMMEDIATELY AND MAY BE AMENDED AS NECESSARY


Posted by happyblk29, Apr 2 2007

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I don't see this adversley affecting Tony's 3rd championship run.

Now Smoked you should have posted this comment in the Make Us Laugh thread hahahahaha

Love it WV!!

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If there was a 'Make us Cry' thread it would have gone in there for all the non-smoke fans

I'm crying, I would of put it in the laugh thread, but so far this year I think it should be taken under serious consideration. HELP!!!!!! Need a Vet.

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I,m Lovin It

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The JACK CREW!!!

remember those tv comercials where the bowtie bunch were all towing big stuff and i think harvick was towing a big ship anchor and still winning... maybe the chevy's outa tow the toyotas!!! then mikey would get a good qualifing run!!! oh what would that be like... if mikey does not get in any more races ... he will finish the season with negative points!!!! saw a napa camry die cast car at walmart today! should've bought it..lol

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Is he still negative?? OMG too funny (still feel bad for him though)

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Ryan Newman, Daytona 500 Champion!!
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I don't believe that NASCAR has fined a driver more points than he recieved for the race in which the violation occured until this year.

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That thing's been ridden harder than the coin-op pony in front of K-Mart!