Well. the recon mission was successful. At one time, I believe the gnomes got a bit suspicious of the road cone on my head. I was shaking like a dog passing razorblades.
I told them about an encounter I had with a rabid groundhog and how I fought him off only to loose my pointy hat in the battle and found this one alone the driveway.
And when I made an offering of mushroom and dandylion wine, and commenting on thier stylin suits, they accepted me regardless of my large head and that I wouldn't move from the 5 foot hole in the yard.
There plans were to climb on our roofs and clogg our chimneys with pumkins and squash. Then they went on to plan to fill all the mail boxes in the neighborhood with gnome pellets....Not sure but I think it's some kind of code
I cannot help but wonder if we do indeed have a spy among us. One of them did mention an undercover gnome on a sting operation in a NascarSpace forum.... hmmmm
Well after much research and brain storming on the shout box, we have gathered the following information. HMS seems to have been totally infiltrated! Kyle, Mears and Jimmie = Snap, Crackle and Pop, while Jeff is of the Keebler Clan! We will have more news of this invasion as it becomes available, so check back!
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That is one dangerous game you're playing smoken. If there is indeed a spy gnome here at NascarSpace, you'll end up like the flamingos. Stay alert! Let me know if there is anything I can do to help, I know people.
That is one dangerous game you're playing smoken. If there is indeed a spy gnome here at NascarSpace, you'll end up like the flamingos. Stay alert! Let me know if there is anything I can do to help, I know people.
Karma, Can you coordinate a team to retrieve some satellite thermal images of the gnomes underground tunnels leading to their bunkers??
Perhaps you could get a U-2 Dragon Lady to do a High-altitude Reconnaissance??
Karma, Can you coordinate a team to retrieve some satellite thermal images of the gnomes underground tunnels leading to their bunkers??
Perhaps you could get a U-2 Dragon Lady to do a High-altitude Reconnaissance??
Aces, I'm on it. Do you want a bunker buster dropped on their location after we find it? Nuke 'em? What?
Edit: I just spoke to some people and they inform me they will send you the images they have already gathered. It seems the gnomes are hiding in the Appalachian Mountains and have little gnomish groups scattered near the a high percentage of NASCAR tracks thoughout the U.S. I hope the images will help! Keep me posted and let me know if you need anything else.
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My "friends" tell me that they are still in the "intelligence" gathering stage, though a resolution to this conflict should come quickly but neither you, I or any poster on NASCARSpace will know it until it's long over.
OMG!!!! death to the infidels!.... hmm gives me ideas though.... flamingos and gnomes beware... reminds me of when I set up the neighbors x-mas deers like they were ... hmm porn stars!...lol
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